Currency:

What makes 100%?

Posted May 11th, 2007

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question, what makes 100%?:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

So there you have it. The key to hitting 100% is attitude, but it doesn’t end there…

Now we’ve all been at the meeting where our boss tells us they want more than 100% (Huh?). Well, the mathmetical formula will help you once again, because…

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

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